oh kelly bee

Aug 29, 2014

"I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro."

—Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

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Aug 29, 2014

When you’re closer to 30 than you are to 20, you decide to go drink 5 beers after work on Friday and fall asleep on your couch at 8pm

I AM A PARTY ANIMAL

Aug 29, 2014

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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Aug 29, 2014

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Aug 29, 2014

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"

—Walt Whitman  (via onlylogan)

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Aug 28, 2014

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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Aug 28, 2014

"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego"

—(via nevahmind)

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Aug 27, 2014

sonjabarbaric:

Tom Cabrera - Portrait

sonjabarbaric:

Tom Cabrera - Portrait

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Aug 27, 2014

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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Aug 27, 2014

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